Making space for the spacey mind.

I thought I lost my golden treasure forever. But today, today I finally got it back in my arms. Or ears.

I swear, the lyrics could not be anymore direct. But no matter how lame or corny it is, I still love it to bits and obviously this worked well with everybody else.

Verse 1:

Some say “leh”, some say “lah”
Uncle Phua says time to fight SARS
Everybody, we have a part to play
To help fight SARS at the end of the day.

Wash your hands whenever you can
Wash with soap, then at least got hope
When you get home, take a bath quickly
“Kiasu” a bit - be safe, not “SAR-ry”.

Try not to travel to SARS countries
Wait a few months lah, wait and see
Eh why you rush to catch that plane?
Use internet lah, use your brain!

Getting protection from this virus
Means getting healthy- inside us
Don't work too much until you're sick
Get exercise and get yourself fit.

Good nutrition and vitamins
Help you to pass the immunity challenge
Eat your proteins, carbo and fibre
Then you can be a... “SAR-vivor”.

Brigde:
PCK say don't play play
or this stupid SARS is here to stay
But we can fight this, you and me
Help fight SARS in our country.

Chorus:
SARS is the virus that I just want to minus
No more surprises if you use your brain, use your brain, use your braaainnn,
Can’t SARS me baby, and I don’t mean maybe
You must be steady, just use your brain, use your brain, use your braaainnn,

Verse 2:
Some say “leh”, some say “lah”
Uncle Phua says time to fight SARS
Everybody, we have a part to play
To help fight SARS at the end of the day.

If you're sick, don't go to work
Even if your boss is a jerk
Don't be hero and continue working
Wait the whole company “kenna” quarantine.

Wear a mask when you see a doctor
See the same one, don't be a doc hopper
Wait at the clinic, stay in one spot
Don't spread your germs at the coffee shop

Think you got SARS? Call 993
Ambulance will come for free <-- haha dont we all love this
They'll check you up at Tan Tock Seng
Where they know about SARS like I know about “Ah Bengs”.

Hey, if you “kenna” Home Quarantine
Don't you go out except in your dreams
“Tahan” a while and cooperate
Don't give everybody a big headache

Bridge
Chorus

Verse 3:
Some say “leh”, some say “lah”
Uncle Phua says time to fight SARS
Everybody, we have a part to play
To help fight SARS at the end of the day.

Keep our country clean and green
Because nowadays, the germs are mean
Don't leave food for stray dogs or cats
Unless you want to keep their germs as pets.

Cover your mouth if you cough or sneeze
You think everyone want to catch your disease?
Don't “kak-pui”! all over the place
You might as well “Kak pui” on my face.

Don't throw your tissues all over the shop
Think no one can see you so you don't stop
Make me sick when people don't care
Make you sick when you breathe the air

Even when things are getting better
Don't do things and become a “regret-ter”
Think SARS is gone? Your head ah.
But listen to me and we'll be ok lah.

Brigde

Chorus
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Well if you still havent figured it out my fellow sporeans, shame on you. And to all the other people out there who are still wondering...

Yup. The legendary contractor with his iconic yellow boots Mr Phua Chu Kang. If you want to have a listen, you can click HERE.

It's funny-lame-hilarious-lame-but funny. If you think you can't have enough of it and maybe want to karaoke, you can sing along on the YOUTUBE.

I hear they have a spin-off in Malaysia- PCK Sdn Bhd? Hey I'd watch that show anytime man. For some lame reason, sometimes I wish that I could be part of the PCK cast. Maybe I could play the neighbour.. maybe I could play Rosie's new found slim wrap buddy or her new cooking buddy..

Maybe... they should do a new one for Swine Flu as well.

SARS SARS Swine Flu baby... Don't kenna....