The best gift I got this year (so far) was from a 7 year old boy.

It was a cake. Well a fake cake to be exact.

Turns out it was the hankerchief that was shaped into a piece of cake hahahaha. Best part was, I fell for that prank! I actually believed that it was a real cake!

That kid is so awesome.

Then I used the same fake cake to trick my boss. HAHA

Most practical gift ever. Now, I just use it to wipe my hands but I will always be reminded of my awesome student.

I love you kid.

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For some reason, I find you very intimidating.

It is funny how I thought we became fast friends. Then after awhile.. it feels like you are doing this for PR purposes only.

Professionally, I think you are good at what you do.

Personally, I don't like your vibe anymore. Seems... very superficial. Hmm.

Nobody gives two fucks about that stupid superficial concert. Sure, it brings some entertainment but I fail to see how it actually contributes back to the society.

Enlighten me. Please.

Because if it is going to help preserve humanity, or help us understand our culture better or at LEAST if this for charity, I am actually willing to help out.

But if this just for you to get 15 minutes of fake fame or a platform to showcase your blings and glamourous lifestyle, then I am sorry. You HAVE to exclude me out.

K. Thx. Bye.

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The surrogate boyfriend.

The trophy daughter.



Now I need a new rush.

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If you know me well, you will know that I am not a morning person.

So don't try calling me by my full name, trying to correct me when I am not in the wrong. Because I WILL SNAP at you.

Ruined your morning didn't it? Well I'm feeling cheesed off too so we're even. Kthxbye.

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How are this cute?

Gosh. Seriously. Really. How?

Bless you boy. So adorbs. That is all.

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A big fish in a small pond.

Or a small fish in a big pond.

Which would you prefer? I know my answer. Do you?

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